I once had a back,
But it ran away with a potato sack.
I once had feet,
But they ran away with a slab of meat.
I once had hands,
But they ran away with the band.
I once had legs,
But they ran away with beer kegs.
I once had arms,
But they ran away to some farm.
I once had a tummy,
But it ran away with a mummy.
I once had a chest,
But it ran away to a bird's nest.
Now all I have left is my head.
WAIT! It's running off with the bed.
Now there's nothing of me left.